Woman calls police to complain that daughter has better oral skills

A woman in the town of Findlay, Ohio has provided a new definition of wasting police time when she phoned the local law enforcement establishment to complain that her daughter gives better head than she does.

Local paper The Courier ran the story on Monday: 'A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman's daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.'

Before you start screaming 'hang on a minute, that's incest', it should be pointed out that the man in question was the stepfather of the orally talented young lady. However, the story did not go down well with The Courier's local readers.

One irate patron was prompted to write: "I subscribe to The Courier but will cancel if the public record is going to be filled with details of multiple female family members servicing the male of the house."

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