Woman arrested for excessive noise during sex

A woman in Tyne and Wear has been arrested for excessive noise during sex after allegedly breaking an ASBO which ordered her to refrain from "making excessive noise, knocking, shouting, screaming or vocalisation that can be heard in neighbouring properties or outside the house."

The unnamed woman was hit with the order back at the start of April following numerous complaints from neighbours in the wake of some raucous bonking. The 48-year-old screamer was arrested on three previous occasions for grunting more than a female tennis player on centre court at Wimbledon.

Magistrates, however, have failed to see the funny side of the incident and the serial moaner is set to appear in court on May 5. You’ve been warned people.

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