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Vicar has potato removed from his bum

It seems that the life of a vicar is much more interesting than previously thought. A few weeks back there was the story of the Swedish clergyman addicted to porn and now comes the news of an English vicar who got a potato stuck up his bum.

The 50 something clergyman presented himself to doctors at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital claiming that he had not been involved in any vegetable based sex games, rather he had fallen on the offending potato while hanging curtains in his birthday suit.

An A & E nurse told The Sun that: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.” The poor rector had to undergo surgery on his rectum to remove the misplaced vegetable.

It's not the only strange item that has mysteriously found its way up someone's back passage and then been removed at the Sheffield hospital. Cucumbers, a Russian doll and a carnation also make the list. More tea vicar?

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