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Viafin release artificial foreskin range SenSlip

Modern science offers such a wonderful smorgasbord of solutions to some of life’s most embarrassing problems, such as dandruff, bad breath and now having no foreskin.

Circumcision is a traditional practice amongst certain religions and seems to have a lot of fans across the pond. Recent studies, however, suggest that a circumcised John Thomas is less sensitive than its turtle neck wearing equivalent, which can lead to problems when the birds get it on with the bees.

But never fear because Viafin are here with their SenSlip range of artificial foreskins. They come in ten different sizes, from tiddler to toddler’s arm. While it’s not clear if there’s a rib tickling version, give the venture some time and there are bound to be a million customised versions on the go.

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