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Verne Troyer sex tape girlfriend spills beans

So the mini me sex tape story just got seedier. Not only did Mini Me's sex tape girlfriend mastermind the whole 'leaking' of the sex tape, she's now divulged some rather disparaging details about her ex lover from Lilyput. Ranae Shrider has told the New of The World that sex with the titchy lothario wasn't very sexy, but was very quick, and that Verne tried his best to 'make up for his lack of size' by way of a practiced technique.

"Anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I'd lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees....he didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big" said Ranae - having previously claimed that Verne was 'quite well endowed" and that she had "no complaints". Shrider also revealed how she nearly drowned Troyer in a bubble bath the night before they made the infamous sex tape - which has now been pulled from the internet. Shrider added too many bubbles but dunked Verne in regardless, only to hear him squawking for help minutes later.

"Verne's voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can't see! Get me out, I'm drowning!'I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne's size it was like he'd fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool—and he CAN'T swim. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn't believe I'd tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat. Then when I asked, ‘Shall we have sex now?' he was so out of breath he just stomped off with foam on his shiny head and said, ‘I don't feel like it now.' It was dreadful."

It was after Shrider had almost sent her beau to a watery grave that Verne suggested a sex tape - and she felt so guilty, she agreed. "Without a doubt there's nothing Verne enjoys more than seeing himself on screen. Watching his own films is his favourite hobby. So it was no surprise when he asked if he could film us having sex. He said we could use it to get ourselves turned on. First the tape shows Verne pleasuring me for 15 minutes which was amazing. The next 45 minutes is us having sex. And we really enjoyed ourselves."

So there you have it, sex with Mini Me does exactly what it says on the tin.....not a lot! Still, at least they're making a few bob from it - and at least Verne's not too narked about his ex's bean spilling. Shrider's still living at his house!

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