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US porn industry lobbies for $5bn bailout

Spare a thought for the porn industry in these cash strapped days ladies and gentlemen. Skin flick giants Hustler and Girls Gone Wild are spearheading the call for a $5bn government bailout after the sales of grumble DVDs fell by over 22%.

Infamous porn baron Larry Flynt argued that skin flick producers should get a handout just like the car industry. "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt told reporters.

"It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America." Has Mr Flynt never heard of the internet and its never-ending supply of free porn to the masses?

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