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The ultimate test of homosexuality: Straight Porn

Claiming to be gay used to get you out of a lot of unpleasant situations: conscription into the army in America during the 50's, escaping Argentina during the Spanish civil war but unfortunately (and to a far lesser degree) it didn't get you out of playing rugby on a rainy school-day afternoon. Things might have been very different for many men growing up though, if Matron had made them watch porn to prove they were poofs!

But that is exactly what the Czech Republic is currently doing, eager to prevent false claims from supposedly gay asylum-seekers being made, accepted and eventually costing C.R.'s tax-paying residents a fortune, Jezebel reveals. Any form of penile arousal during the films results in a trip back home.

'The BBC reports that an EU agency, the Fundamental Rights Agency, is criticizing the practice, saying it might violate the European Convention on Human Rights 'since this procedure touches upon a most intimate part of an individual's private life.' The Czech Republic's response is not exactly reassuring: They say less than 10 people have been subjected to the test and that they all consented.'

We think this procedure comes from the same 'school of thinking' whereby 'aliens' are cut open to prove they are human, or women are dunked/drowned to prove they are witches. A few steps back for humanity, there.

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