You could make a quilt out of all the patches pouring out of pharmaceutical companies these days. If you wrapped yourself in the quilt you could give up fags, avoid unwanted pregnancy and now, kick start your libido with a hit of testosterone.
Developed for postmenopausal women who experience a loss of interest in sex, testosterone is shown to improve sexual satisfaction. Boffins have made the male hormone available as a patch. The patch, not yet on the market, is said to improve libido, although it may also be linked to increased hair growth. Good news for men married to balding, frigid older women the world over.