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Snake bites man's trouser snake

A Taiwanese man hoping for a moment's peace on the toilet got a nasty shock when a snake bit his John Thomas. The China Times reports that the unnamed 51-year-old suffered "minor injuries" to his trouser snake in the attack.

The Asian Daily reports: "As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up. When he looked down, he saw the big snake." Insert 'And we don't mean the reptile' joke here.

According to Reuters residents of rural Taiwan and other parts of sub-tropical Asia are used to the non-venomous rat snake entering their homes, but thankfully penis biting is not a common occurrence.

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