An erotic store in Norway has been forced to change the labelling on its sexy food range. The range – which includes penis pasta, candy bras, pants and handcuffs, and chocolate body paint – was found to be in violation of food safety laws for failing to list the ingredients on the products.
“We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product,” said a store spokesperson. Yes, yes, that is a surprise. Why would a food safety inspector choose to speak their days in a sex shop rather than a boring old supermarket?