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If you suffer from vertigo or have a phobia against spiders (arachnaphobia if you’re a clever clogs) then maybe you should count yourself lucky: a British lass has come forward and admitted that she has a sexual phobia that stops her from having sex in the great indoors. The bizarre condition, which sadly doesn’t scare the pants off her, has affected 24 year old Danielle Vincely since she first bonked 6 years ago and has affected every relationship since.

'Guys love it at first. They think it's kinky making love under the stars in the woods, on beaches, park benches and car bonnets’ she told everyone on planet earth, via the News of the World.

Not embarrassed enough she added: ‘But after a while they get annoyed, especially if it's raining, and dump me. Men like a quick romp inside on the bed but I just can't bring myself to do it. It's not like I haven't tried. I just can't do it indoors without freaking out. I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out. But sex on the forest floor with the sweet smell of pine cones is a real buzz.’

Feels like being choked? Don’t some unfortunate celebs like that?

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