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Getting a little carried away

My Dad, bless him, always told me to read the instructions for anything that I bought. In order to get the most out of my purchase, I should gem up on all the technical know-how and literature that comes with buying anything from a set of speakers to a whole kitchen. Does that apply to sex dolls? Well, you'd think you'd automatically know what to do with your new purchase but do you automatically know what you SHOULDN'T do with them as well?

Like riding them on a particularly treacherous river, as some kind of buoyancy aid, which is exactly what one particular couple in New Zealand attempted to do, the Metro Online reveals. Whatever possessed them to try and navigate across a ford, straddling a gaping, big-boobed plastic toy, we may never know.

'Police were unsurprisingly less than impressed at being called out to help the young couple. 'We've got people busy with rescues and to have to divert resources to that sort of thing is not ideal,' Senior Constable Wayne Wilson is quoted [...] as saying. 'Most rescue organisations would frown on people behaving in such a manner because there are people out there who are in genuine need of assistance.'

For example, couples who attempt tricky demolition D.I.Y work, armed with nothing but giant dildos...

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