Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned according to the old adage. Someone who will be able to confirm the truth behind the cliché is 40-year-old Mikhail Kharitovonova.
The unlucky adulterer had part of his manhood bitten off by his wife after being caught with his pants down. Katya Kharitovonova woke up at home to find her hubbie and best mate, Lisa Dmitriyeva, playing hide the salami. Katya did what any self respecting woman would; she clocked her friend with a lamp before gnawing off her man's John Thomas.
Mikhail told reporters: "I saw the blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious." Luckily doctors were able to patch up his battle damaged appendage while his wife has been handed a two-year prison sentence.