‘Save me from sex’

A Turkish man living in Germany has asked police to protect him from his randy wife’s insatiable and constant demands for sex, German authorities said.

The man claims he’s been sleeping on the sofa for over four years to escape the clutches of his sex-starved wife.

‘Now he has decided to get a divorce and to move out... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested, a police spokesperson said.’

‘At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night.’

Surely he should take some solace in being irresistible.

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