Royal Virility Performance

The Bard knew what he was talking about when he wrote that drinking ‘provokes the desire but it takes away the performance.’ But one British brewer has found a solution to the age old problem and with the Royal Wedding coming up plans to mark the occasion by launching Royal Virility Performance - the world’s first beer laced with viagra.

Makers BrewDog claim that three bottles of this particularly stiff drink is the equivalent to one tab of Viagra.

The brew contains extra aphrodisiacs such as Horny Goat Weed and chocolate, and its label features the words ‘Arise Prince Willy’. BrewDog claim to have already sent three bottles of the royal-aide to Prince William for the wedding night. With any luck, it may in the future carry a ‘By appointment to his majesty the king’ label.

James Watt of BrewDog said: ‘As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration.’

Initially only 40 bottles will be go on sale on 29 April at BrewDog.com, with the proceeds going to charity. But of course the company is firm in its desire to continue with production afterwards if it proves a hit.

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