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Raccoon bites off man's penis

A Russian man got more than he bargained for when he tried to have sex with a wild raccoon on a drunken weekend. The frightened animal bit off a piece the animal lover's penis.

44-year-old Alexander Kirilov was rushed to ER after his attempted foray into the seedy world of bestiality backfired. According to The Sun, plastic surgeons are hoping to repair the battle damaged John Thomas.

But a friend of Kirilov says that the patch up job won't be easy: "He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off. That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with." You've been warned folks, don't mess with raccoons.

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