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Puppetry of the Penis

If you’re not a shy man and think you may be especially blessed in a rather private area, we might have just found the career move for you.

Hit show “Puppetry of the Penis” is looking for a new “member” to join their team and tour the stages of the world. The creators Simon Morley and David Friend want a “like-minded gentleman who possesses a unique combination of natural talent and a complete lack of shame to help satisfy the world's thirst for the show”.

And it’s not about the size of your talent (it’ll be projected onto a 20ft high screen!), it’s what you do with it that counts. At the auditions hopefuls must be able to perform a number of “dick tricks” – so you may want to try out firm favourites such as the Loch Ness Monster, the Eiffel Tower, and the Yoda. Or use your imagination and make up your own!

So if you like the sound of your little chap making it big – send in your contact details. What have you got to lose?

(Image: from butterbits’ flickr stream)

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