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Super SeXXX

It's labelled as 'porn for straight girls' and features a guy wearing ridiculously tight clothes in garish colours, with his pants on the outside of his skin-tight trousers...Have we wandered into the wrong section of an adult video store? As in, is this more porn for boys who like boys? Fear not, the skin flick industry recently released an homage/rip-off of the character of Superman who appeared in a series of films in the seventies, made famous by the dashing figure of Clark Kent.

Directed by Axel Braun, the film features a multitude of ridiculous plot sequences (barely held together by the thinnest of storylines) in which Superman comes (ahem) to the rescue of Metropolis by catching planes falling out of the sky and thwarting an attempt by Lex Luthor to fire his missile at the city (double ahem). Fleshbot has more:

'Obviously Superman defeats Zod and his cronies with laughable ease. He shows back up on Lois' roof to take her for a ride (because he can fly, not anything naughty) and then he lets her get into his red underwear. Only into his underwear. He doesn't even take off the rest of the costume. 'They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothing,' might be the best line ever uttered in porn. It's also the tagline.'

Maybe a Wolverine XXXMen tribute might be too much to ask. Besides, those claws off his wouldn't be the most helpful attribute to have in the sack, despite how easily they would help you remove clothing/bras.

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