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Porn for the Blind

Internet Pornography provides a bottomless pit of hand shandy delights. But what about people with visual impairments? Well thanks to the people at Porn for the Blind the visually impaired can shine the pork bishop off themselves to their hearts' content.

Porn for the Blind is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to producing audio descriptions of sample movie clips from adult web sites. Volunteers describe the best bits of requested porn videos 5 Live commentator style on Porn for the Blind's recording software and then the entry is posted on the homepage for users.

The website itself has no photos or videos, instead there are just links to audio files. Titles on offer include "Cum Overload, "Milfhunter" and "asiancockstars". Unsurprisingly most of the audio files are narrated by men who give monotone and mechanical descriptions of sex acts.

But if you can't look at porn in work and want to get your rocks off you can always head over and have a listen to "Gina's Big Tittie Tune Up", which, in all honesty, has a bit too much narrative and not enough action.

So the next time you feel like knocking one out, why don't you give something back to the community and describe the video you're watching for Porn for the Blind.

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