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Phone sex for the next generation

Computer consoles have suddenly become dirty and much less innocent than they used to be. We're not talking about the dangers of playing Doom when you're four years old, thinking about how many sweets you could get if you took a sawn-off to your local off-licence, or about being influenced by Assassin's Creed so that you book a trip to Venice with a suitcase full of knives. No sir, we mean electronic stimulation, coming to you via your gaming remote.

Mojowijos, a company that sounds ever so slightly fictitious/short-lived, will soon be releasing attachments for Nintendo Wii remotes that will allow users in the same house, area or country even to get each other off by sending commands through a skype-type connection, The Smoking Jacket informs us.

'All you need is a bluetooth enabled PC computer (apparently they’re not Mac compatible yet), a Wii remote, a Mojowijo and a hankering for some random Internet sexual stimulation. The motion of one Mojowijo remote transfers to another Mojowijo remote, allowing you to send 'good vibrations' to a fellow player.'

Just be sure you're 'interacting' with the right user, otherwise you might find yourself having the time of your life whilst your neighbour attempts to play Wii Tennis.

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