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Pensioner dies from excitement before £4 oral workout

An elderly gentleman in Croatia has died from a heart attack in anticipation of getting his rocks off with a lady of the night. The 80-year-old man from the city of Split had just negotiated a £4 fee for some oral pleasure with a prostitute 50-years his junior.

The couple then ensconced themselves in an abandoned house where they had carried out previous transactions but the old codger's ticker gave out in excitement just before he could got his pants down. While the young lady in question called an ambulance, it was too late for the loved up grandfather.

A local newspaper paid tribute to the unlucky philanderer as a man who went "looking for sex until his last breath".

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