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Penis worship

Author Py Kim Conant has some new advice on how to keep a man – erect (teehee) a penis shrine. Py Kim swears by this strange practice and gets her ideas from the ancient Japanese art of geisha. The shrine should feature incense, flowers, candles, a recirculating water sculpture, photos of the man and his member, and a poem to the penis. Not one for the living room then…

Other advice from Mrs Conant (she’s married so it must work!) is to suck and kiss your partner’s penis when he’s not expecting it (at church?) and always give the man credit for your orgasm even if you did it all by yourself – hoping, of course, he didn’t notice your Rampant Rabbit buzzing away under the duvet…

So there you go. Off to B&Q for the recirculating water sculpture, take a few piccies and get creative writing…

Penis picture on the wall,
You are the biggest of them all,
But that is down to Photoshop,
Otherwise it’s not really much of a c…


(Image: from spiegel’s flickr stream)

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