Pants off, you're under a vest!

Oh dear. It was always going to happen wasn’t it? In fact, it’s been a staple joke of rubbish sitcoms for years. People have a bit of a shindig. Said party gets a bit rowdy, a couple of cops turn up, and the revellers presume they’re going to see a bit of fuzz - but not in the real life police way.

That’s exactly what happened in Germany when a bunch of horny fräuleins were having a get together for a friend's birthday last weekend. As the party moved into the early hours, neighbours complained about the noise and two male officers of the law popped round to shut the racket up. Unfortunately for them, the boys in blau were met with whoops and hollers from the tipsy ladies who then grappled with them to whip their truncheons out and get down to basics.

Spokesman for the Simmern police, Berndt Hoffman was a little coy about what exactly happened with his officers saying, "they thought the policemen were dressed like that because they were strippers. It took them a while to realize they were real police officers." No one was arrested. Which is a bit of a shame, as it would have made a much better end to the story.

German cops mistaken for strippers as horny frauleins try to whip off out their truncheons German women mistake police for strippers Pants off, you're under a vest!

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