Oldest virgin in Britain says no sex is secret to longevity
Clara Meadmore from Truro, Cornwall, is celebrating her 105th birthday this weekend. She’s been alive for over a hundred years and she’s never let a gentleman friend whang it up her, not once, never. That, she claims, is the secret to her long-life.
When asked why she abstained, Clara said she was simply too busy to put out and in her day women were supposed to be seen and not shagged. She says she knew by age 12 that she would never marry, and instead opted for a job as a secretary, choosing a life of empowerment and independence - traits no man in their right mind would want to fondle.
The oldest virgin in Britain says she has no regrets, and instead of getting her jollies, wiled away the hours with baking, Radio 4 and walking.