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No nudey, no party

A fully clothed tourist at a nudist resort in Port Douglas, Queensland recently sparked a small-scale riot by refusing to take his clothes off. (Doesn't that just make him a pervert?)

Police were called amid threats of violence and they then told the man with his clothes on, and his wife (it wasn't reported what she was wearing, if anything) to get out of the 'anything goes' sex party, reports the Courier-Mail.

The White Cockatoo (cock jokes agogo there) has been promoting a month of hedonism to boost their sagging figures (saggy naturist jokes agogo here). Owner of the club Tony Fox said the "mini-riot" erupted when four naked female guests protested when confronted by the fully-clothed man.

"They felt uncomfortable with him eyeing them up and I asked him to show some respect and take his clothes off. He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called."

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