Nigella gets back to basics

Super-sexy Nigella Lawson’s hourglass figure has boosted the confidence of thousands of women who aren’t skinny size zeros. Now the queen of the kitchen’s sexual preferences will bring hope to a much maligned section of the male population – men with hairy backs. We’re happy to say that there’s nothing Nigella likes better. “Hairiness. I like an animal. Hairy back, hairy everywhere,” Nigella told Esquire magazine.

In fact, smoothness is a big turn-off for Nigella who says: “If I was going to go for someone smooth, I may as well be a lesbian.” So there you have it. Throw away your hair-removing cream, cancel that wax and let it flourish. You are now socially acceptable. And it’s all thanks to Nigella.

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