Porn application don’ts

17:54 Mon 18 February 2008

As we all know when applying for a job, an excellent cv and covering letter are essential. And the world is no different.

The Naughty American website receives letters from fans interested in making their foray into the world of porn –with some hilarious results. Here are some of the unintentionally funny “applications”:

“Hi, my name is Ervis. I am a 23 yo male. Good looking, big dick and well fit. Come from England and want 2 become a porn star. Please call me (phone number). Ask for Ervis only.”

“R.E I WANT TO BE SEX ACTOR
Please help me if you have an agent in Dar-es-salaam. The real thing I want is sex and not money. If you can please send me a phone in order to make our communication to be easy. I think you can agree my request.”

“Hi im James I was wondering if you had any jobs going to be a pornstar I really hope you have because ive always wanted to do it. I all ready have a job so ill do it for free. I can last for about 20 mins but I can cum 7 times, ive got a 6 inch penis. I hope your interested please get back to me.”

So what have we learnt? Being concise is good, but being blunt is bad. If you’re applying to a different country you should get your application proofread and perhaps rewritten by a native speaker.

And finally, whatever you do: don’t sell yourself short!

(Image: from Neil Rickard’s flickr stream)