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Mini me

Picture the scene: you're in a pub, smarting a little from having just got your first tattoo. You're bragging to your mates about how much it hurt but after necking your fifth pint or so, you can't contain yourself any longer and decide to give everyone a quick flash. Except that your tribal design isn't a tribal design, but the word 'mini', and it's on your penis. But let's face it, you may be showing that off anyway, after your tenth 'medicinal' pint!

One (brave but possibly crazy) German man by the name of Andreas Muller, 39, decided to do just that (minus the pub part) in a desperate bid to win a competition for a brand spanking new Mini that he heard being announced on the radio, the Anorak tells us. Hence the monica of choice.

'Says Muller: 'Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.'

Or at least that's what you might be hoping Andreas, until you wake up the next morning and have to explain that to your next potential bed-partner. It's a very good thing you'll have your new car to show off then!

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