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Man jailed for sex with hoover

What is it about men and hoovers? Back in March we had the news of a Polish builder being brought to hospital with an industrial vacuum cleaner attached to his John Thomas and then celebrity swordsman Russell Brand showed his solidarity by saying that he too had dabbled with Henry when he was but a lad.

Now Metro features the story of a 29-year-old man from the US who has been jailed for “receiving sexual favours from a vacuum”. The man was caught red handed and red faced at his local car wash.

The police officer who stumbled upon the Michigan man and Henry making sweet sweet love told reporters: “I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard.”

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