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Man dies from watching porn

Everyone knows that masturbation can make you go blind but it now seems that it can kill you too, as a poor man from Surrey found out last week!

The 23-year-old man died after getting too excited while watching porn. The Sun reports that the young gent in question, who was born with a congenital heart defect, was found dead in his bedroom in front of a skin flick.

The pathologist who examined the cause of death confirmed that the poor onanist died from "the stress of excessive excitement". Police are currently searching for a blonde, scantily clad lady with a big chest to help them with their enquiries.

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