A 46-year-old man from Guernsey has been convicted for molesting a horse. Leeroy Le Gallais was handed a three-year prison sentence after admitting to molesting his equine victim in a stable on the Channel Islands.
The strangest part of the story is that it was the second time that Le Gallais had appeared in court for having a go on the same horse, a poor filly called Calico. The mare's owners became suspicious when they found a pair of underpants and a mounting stool in Calico's stable.
Asked why he did it, Le Gallais used the oldest excuse in the book: beer. "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse." It brings a whole new meaning to beer goggles.