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Man caught pulling plum behind the wheel

An Indianapolis resident was arrested by local police last week after being caught drunk driving while watching hardcore pornography.

Gregory Green, aged 53, was later just charged with driving under the influence as there is no law in Indiana for driving while shining your pork bishop.

According to the truth merchants at the Indianapolis Star, law enforcement officer Mike Leeper observed a Dodge Intrepid drifting towards the left-hand lane in Washington Street, Indianapolis.

Leeper pulled Green over and found that the 53-year-old was watching a skin flick on a portable DVD player.

Green was later charged with driving under the influence, however, it appears that driving while pulling your plum is still above board in Indiana.

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