Mad Cow lady tells passersby to 'Suck My Udders'

An Ohio women has been arrested after drunkenly running around a children’s theme park dressed as a cow asking innocent passersby if the wanted to suck her udders!

32-year-old Michelle Allen had been working as a promoter for the theme park before going on two day drinking binge and harassing locals.

Sounding like a character from Bad Santa, poor old Michelle was locked up for the night to sober up and then had to face Judge Mark Wall in Ohio Municipal court the next day.

Unfortunately, she had no other clothing, so her mug shots as well as her trip to see the judge featured Michelle still wearing her woman sized cow outfit. For her sake lets hope she didn’t ask Judge Wall if he wanted to "suck her udders".

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