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Join up to see great tits and a shag or two

Scrummaging through the bushes of your local park, you're unlikely to come across great tits, shags and nice-looking birds unless your local park is a dogging ground or you happen to live by a wildlife reserve. Either way, expect old-aged men in macs carrying binoculars. The link between good old-fashioned sex and bird-watching has never been closer, thanks to the RSPB, the Sun Online reveals.

The organisation, which has the Queen as its patron, aims to protect fowl of all kinds as well as bring ornithologists the world-over together. What better place to attract new members? The 'Erotica 2010' sex fair recently held at London's Olympia.

'Spokesman Nik Shelton said: 'We know that our members are a very open-minded bunch and come from all walks of life. We have been getting a lot of interest - and some are already members'.

Whatever next? Auditions for potential adult entertainment stars at your local photocopier manufacturer ('I've come to fix the machine-take a look at my tool...etc.)?

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