Jodie Marsh gets new hair cut for lesbian lover
It's been something of a busy week for Z-list celebrity Jodie Marsh. First she decided to become a lesbian because she's had "loads of s**t men", i.e. because the paparazzi had stopped taking her photo; then she told the world that she was looking for a sperm donor to get up the duff – please Buddha no!
Now the glamour model has shaved a giant N on the side of her head to celebrate her new lesbian relationship with her hairdresser Nina. Real subtle there Jodie.
It remains to be seen what Ms Marsh's next attention seeking stunt will be when she realises that no one really cares about her sexuality. What will she do? Start dating a horse? We wouldn't put anything past her.