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Jodie Marsh: celesbian on the look out for sperm

Last week Jodie Marsh became a celesbian; a special type of lesbian that female celebs become when they need publicity fast. Well this week she's hawking around for a sperm donor because, being a devoted 'lesbian' and all she won't be able to get up the spout without it.

The Marshtrotter appeared on Absolute Radio where she wowed DJ Tim Shaw with the following stunts. Snogging her faux girlfriend. Sucking on a banana (which she just happened to have handy in her props bag.) Requesting that the good men of the UK donate their baby making juice to a good cause.

‘I've had loads of s**t men,’ Jodie said on the show. ‘I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere.’

Funny how people just 'turn' lesbian when they fancy a bit of a change (that must be how lesbianism first came about) but great that Jodie's not letting her new found celesbian status hinder her chances of procreation. Thought for the day. How do people as low down on the celebrity food chain as Jodie Marsh actually exist? Really. Answers on a postcard.

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