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Jesus comes to the Exxxotica 2008 porn fair

The curtain came down yesterday on the world's biggest adult-entertainment fair Exxxotica 2008. Amongst the crotchless panties, gargantuan silicon devil's earmuffs and loudest orgasm competitions there was also the son of God Jesus Christ.

A great number of attendees at the conference will have got home ready to pull the gutstick off themselves only to find that the free porn they were handed was actually a repackaged version of the New Testament entitled 'Jesus loves porn stars.'

The initiative is the brain child of Craig Gross, the founder of the XXXChurch. XXXChurch is an anti-pornography Christian website that aims to help porn addicts the world over by replacing Thai Ladyboys and Girl on Girl vids with parables from the life of Jesus.

While Gross knows that he is like the little boy with his finger in the dam trying to hold back the tons of man slop that are wasted everyday on internet pornography, he is hoping that handing out the Bible will at least make people think about why they are spending every waking moment shining the pork bishop off themselves.

'It's a little light in a dark room,' Gross said, 'I feel like we're planting a lot of seeds.' A rather unfortunate choice of words there Craig, but anyway, Gross has also claimed that pornography and masturbation go hand in hand. Not sh*t Sherlock!!

The XXXChurch site receives around 500,000 hits a month, mainly from people looking for internet filth, and offers a program to curb internet porn addiction. And no it's not World of Warcraft, it's a program that basically tells wives and girlfriends when their other half has been whacking out juice biscuits on the sly.

Gross also regularly takes part in public debates with Porn legend Ron Jeremy over the pros and cons of pornography. Check out some of the best bits below.

Ron Jeremy-Craig Gross porn debate

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