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Egg on your face

Warnings are attached to most websites: 'Do not watch at work' lest you be labelled as a pervert or the Management will receive little red flags on their system that *someone* is using the office computer network to watch naughty boy films. Somehow some types of porn might pass undetected through business intranet and internet systems: one such film would be of the latest Japanese porn craze of passing eggs between couples' mouths.

Safe to watch at work but not something that anyone wants to see. Certainly, we all like a little bit of food being involved with our foreplay (whipped cream, anyone?) but this is taking things a little far. The eggs used here are raw, the Smoking Jacket reports. Salmonella doesn't really turn us on!

'We suppose it’s safe for work. There aren’t any exposed breasts or suggestive thrusts or anything. But you still might want to make sure no coworkers are around when you watch it. It’s safe to say anyone who actually sees you watching this will peg you as the office pervert for a long time afterwards.'

Bring back the good old days of indecent porn watching involving real human sausages and possibly some imitation bratwurst!

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