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It's one of those days...

You might imagine from the title of this article that we will regale you with some horror story of a middle-American's bad day at work - maybe he got fired, maybe he got dumped? - that ends up with him running into a restaurant in America, waving his willy around as well as a firearm. The simple truth is when Carlton Kohnert got up earlier this week, he simply decided to have a drink. Which is where most trouble starts.

Having been drinking with friends earlier in the day, Kohnert, 21, later ran into a crowded Wendy's diner in Los Angeles, Washington State, frantically brandishing a firearm, and letting it all hang out, Asylum reports. He also happened to be dressed, head to foot, in a banana costume.

One of the police officers that managed to stifle his amusement long enough to arrest the offender commented that '[Kohnert] couldn't really tell us why he was in the costume. All we know is he was drinking earlier in the day, but he didn't really have a reason for the costume.'

No explanation is needed. Where there is Tequila, there are bananas.

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