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Is that a sex-crazed Elephant at your wedding...

If you were at a wedding in India recently and a well oiled bridesmaid asked you ‘is that a sex-crazed Elephant?’ you’d be mistaken for thinking she was talking about your manhood. Unfortunately, you’d be oh so wrong.

According to Thaindian News, an elephant recently went on the rampage at a New Delhi wedding upturning more than 20 cars (yes, that’s ‘cars’) in the car park, after he took a fancy to a female elephant – who was also hired for the wedding. The Wildlife Trust of India reports that the elephant was in 'mast' - their one-yearly-nearly mating season.After 6 hours the elephant-on-heat was eventually caught and tranquilized.

It beats a boring best man speech any day....

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