There are two ways for Hollywood starlets to remind everyone that they're still alive after a period of enforced time out (i.e giving birth.) Number one, become a 'lesbian'. Number two, remind the world just what a vixen you are between the sheets by spilling all in an interview with a mens glossy. Halle Berry has opted for the latter, telling Esquire Magazine just how big her orgasms are and what a maestro she is in the sack.
The 42 year old celebrity MILF said, “You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms.They're much better orgasms than when I was 22, and I wouldn't let a man control that.Not anymore. Now, I'd invite them to participate. I've learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I'm not all about frequency - I favour intensity.”
Halle also revealed that when it comes to favourite body parts she's a forearm woman. "When it comes to what I think is sexy about men, I like forearms. That's my body part. They're generally exposed, available, a little bit vulnerable. A forearm is different with every man, and when it comes to forearms, size matters. I don't like them slight."
Halle wrapped it up by prattling on about how she likes a car to smell of her man, correction to be 'ripe with the smell of her man' and, predictably, how much sexier she is now that she's a mother.
Although Halle's 'acceptance speech' for Sexiest Woman 2008 tries to be witty and frivolous the results are erring on the side of desperation, and it's obvious she had help writing it despite protestations to the contrary. There have got to be easier ways for a Hollywood starlet to earn a few bob. Acting maybe?