Dust down your corset, root out your rubberwear and find those suspenders – there’s only 44 days to go. No, not till Christmas, till something much more interesting than Christmas – Erotica 07 at London’s Olympia.
Star of this year’s red-hot proceedings is Marilyn Manson’s hourglass-figured ex, Dita Von Teese, plus the show promises more bootylicious erotic performers (male and female) and purveyors of fetish wear and sex toys than you can shake a stick at.
The show runs from 23 to 25 November, with the Torture Garden Erotica Ball on 24 November. So stop thinking about tinsel and baubles and start thinking about sex… as if you need reminding.