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German police called over noisy vibrator

A German woman was left embarrassed last Friday after she called the police to investigate a strange noise in her apartment which turned out to be her vibrator.

According to reports by the AFP news agency the suspect device was so loud that it could be heard across the phone by operator who answered the emergency call. A police car was subsequently dispatched to the scene where the offending dildo was discovered.

The police report on the incident noted: 'Daringly, and with the occupier's permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.

'Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on... The tenant's face abruptly changed colour.'

That’s one to tell the grandchildren.

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