French claim to need the biggest condoms
French blokes aren't known for their humility when it comes to all things amorous and have claimed to need the biggest condoms in Europe in a new survey. The Greeks, on the other hand, get by with more modest sized prophylactics.
The study, carried out by the aptly named Institute of Condom Consultancy, asked 10,500 men in 25 European countries to measure their dongs and then handover their findings.
Our French brethren said that they need 15.48cm long jimmy hats to cover their members, that's a whopping 3cm more than the downsized Greeks. Although the fact that there is no way to verify the data means that it's more than likely the Greeks were honest while the French all told porkies: (cheesy French accent)"Yes of course, my penis is magnifique."(/cheesy French accent)