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Forget the hunk, ugly men have better....

It's a good day to be alive and not a Hollywood hunk or sculpted star. Research out today suggests that the uglier the man, the more chances women have of becoming pregnant after sleeping with them. It's the chat-up line we've all been waiting for - or not...

Those good old sex-study scientists believe that because ugly men have less chance for sexual activity, they produce greater amounts of sperm when they eventually do have sex, (when the beer googles come out). After studying the sexual habits of chickens and guppy fishes (no, we don't know why those two animals were picked either), a link has been made between open and fragrant displays of sexual prowess and less able sperm.

Dr. Jonathan Evans, of the University of Western Australia Biological Sciences faculty, told the Metro online that, 'males that predominantly performed sneak matings were less ornamented but had faster swimming sperm than those that predominantly used courtship.’

What the study might not have considered is the time these apparently sex-deprived blokes might have spent enjoying sex without a female partner...

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