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Fat girls love it up ‘em

In a poll conducted by The Sun (so it must be true) it was revealed that overweight (or ‘voluptuous’ ‘big boned’ and ‘curvaceous’) women have more sex with more men than their stick thin counterparts.

The fascinating poll took place to finally lay to rest the stereotypical notion that skinny girls have higher libidos and fat girls are more likely to have an accidental pregnancy.

Even the scientist conducting the poll seemed to have no idea what it was relevant to, or indeed why they had conducted it. Speaking from the University of Hawaii School of Medicine, Dr Bliss Kaneshiro said “This study indicates that all women deserve diligence in counselling on unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases, regardless of their weight.”

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