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Easy Tiger

If we may start a story in the most clichéd manner possible: you’d have had to have been living under a rock for the past two months to have not heard about Tiger Woods and his philandering ways. In fact you’d have had to have been living inside some sort of sound proofed rock on Mars to have not heard about Tiger Woods putting his wanger in places – lots of places – where they most definitely shouldn’t have been.

At the latest count Tiger ‘Hard’ Woods has landed himself in the thick of 14 women who weren’t his (really hot) wife. So he’s done what all rich men who get caught with their willies in the wrong place and claimed sex addiction. If only us paupers could claim such a thing. To back up this likely story he’s apparently enrolled at Montrose Place, a sex addiction clinic in a posh suburb of Cape Town, not a mid-90s teen drama set in a posh suburb of LA.

This is according to The Sun of course. ‘Montrose Place is a reputable treatment facility and no matter what the circumstances, no patient names would ever be revealed,’ a source said with an obvious smirk on their face.

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