Hold the phone!!! After extensive time- and money-consuming research, scientists at Washington University have found out that there is a link between drinking alcohol and having sex.
SHOCK! The boffins interviewed a number of people who they considered to drink large amounts of alcohol and found they had on average 9.26 sexual partners. Those considered to have a more normal alcohol intake, meanwhile, had up to 6 sexual partners.
Thus the study concluded “alcohol-dependent individuals... are at risk for increased number of sexual partners (ten or more)." Damn. Imagine being at risk of more sexual partners. (Someone hand us a beer…)
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