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D.I.Y. dildo

It's one way of looking at human evolution and how the invention of the internet pushed mankind (or rather womankind) into the next century: instead of frustrated mothers, housewives and women all over the world using any available object to hand to get their solitary rocks off, a new website allows women to design their own dildos before having it delivered to their doorstep.

The erotic manufacturers 'Made to Pleasure' created the site to allow horniness to combine with an artistic eye and need for intimate customisation, giving girls the chance to visually test-drive several different models (ridged, smooth etc.) before choosing their ideal playmate. A scale reference even allows visitors to compare the size of their dildo to other household objects, such as bananas and hair-brushes, The Smoking Jacket informs us.

'In addition, you can choose from a variety of decadent finishes—gold-plated, silver-plated or clear acrylic. When you finally finish creating your custom-everything schlong, you can enjoy a 3-D preview of it before downloading your final design and exporting it to a PDF file.'

We're assuming it's a good idea to keep your final design as a PDF file on your desktop so that you can quickly order the same design again, should you wear your old, perfectly-formed model out a little too quickly.

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