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Death by boobies

Everyone loves boobies. In short they are bloody brilliant. Not only are they designed to help feed a new born baby, they're also great fun to look at. Of course if you’re a straight woman or a homosexual man you may beg to differ, but sadly we don’t have time to hear your case.

One boobie lover over the Easter weekend did see the downside though after nearly getting a one way ticket to death by a pair. His lady friend Claire Smedley, who possesses a gigantic pair of 40LL boobs (think hot air balloons) almost suffocated him during a sex session.

Claire spilled all (well almost) to the News Of The World: ‘This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going. A few minutes later I noticed he'd stopped moving. I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved’.

What a happy ending...

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